""We shouldn't talk about it like this or we'll scare poor Caymen. Don't worry. You'l like it. Lots of creepy old men who will want to dance with you. Lots of food that looks like it might crawl off your plate. And the band is so exciting they don't even need a lead singer."
"I'm in that band. I'm glad you like it," I say.
Best book freaking ever! Hilarious and that deadpan sarcasm is why Caymen is absolutely amazing! "
"Legit confused on how to use this....help!"